Funny Candle, Pirate Scented Candle, Birthday Gift for Teen, Gift for Dad, Father's Day Gift, Snarky Graduation, Funny Birthday Present


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Black lettering on white label – candle shown in main photo has white wax, however, the wax color of YOUR candle will vary depending on the fragrance you choose. Fragrance options are listed below with their color and a brief description.
• "Black Pearl" - Color is black - fragrance is a masculine black sea cologne
• "Siren Song" - Color is Red - fragrance is light and fruity (compare to Love Spell by VS)
• "Buried Treasure" - Color is White - fragrance is a combination of Leather and Teakwood
• “Rough Seas” – Color: Blue/Gray – fragrance is a clean, fresh mixture of Ocean Waves and Fresh Rain
• “Avoid the Scurvy” – Color: orange – fragrance is a citrusy burst of fresh lemons and blood orange
• “Shiver Me Timbers” – Color: white – fragrance is comparable to the lumber section of a home improvement store – fresh wood
• “Davey Jones’ Locker” – Color: green – fragrance is a refreshing, clean scent combining sea foam and seaweed with citrus notes and hints of floral and exotic spice.
• “Rum Stash” – Color: white – fragrance is syrupy sweet like the sugar cane used to make rum.

This listing is for our Pirate Shop fragrances only. If you are looking for this, or another candle, in a different scent, please see our shop for more options.

All Lemon Stalk Studios’ candles are hand poured with love in the USA.

Net Weight: 11.5oz
Height: 4.5"
Diameter: 3"

Materials used: Glass Jar, black twist top lid, white matte label, cotton braided wick, candle fragrance oil, soy/paraffin blend wax, soy wax chip dye (in colored candles only)
• Why do we use a soy/paraffin blend? After plenty of research and testing we found that this blend of waxes allows for a stronger fragrance while burning than 100% soy but still burns cleaner than 100% paraffin. It is the best of both worlds!

*Candle Burning Instructions* - Always trim wick to ¼” before lighting. We do not recommend burning your candle for more than 4 hours at a time, however, burn the candle long enough to allow the entire top layer of the candle to melt. This will help you get the most out of your candle and prevent the wax from “tunneling”. Do not burn near anything flammable such as paper or curtains. Please make sure to read the warning label on the bottom of your candle for safety information, and of course, use common sense with an open flame.

*Processing and Shipping* - We do everything we can to get your order shipped out in a timely manner. Premade candles can be sent out within a day or two or the order. Some candles are made to order and may take up to 4-5 days to process in order to insure you receive a quality product. We ship via USPS with tracking. Once the item is shipped, you will receive a tracking number. Please note that once your package leaves our possession, it is in the hands of the USPS and there is nothing further we can do (we get the same tracking info you do).

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept returns or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.