Everyone Knows You Pooped, 9oz Funny Bathroom Candle, Poop Candle, Snarky Candle, Office Bathroom Candle, Workplace Candle, Funny Christmas

$18.00

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You can light a candle, but everyone still knows you pooped

Black lettering on white label – candle shown in main photo has white wax, however, the wax color of YOUR candle will vary depending on the fragrance you choose. Fragrance options are listed below with their color and a brief description.

• "Siren Song" - Color is Red - fragrance is light and fruity (compare to Love Spell by VS)
• "Buried Treasure" - Color is White - fragrance is a combination of Leather and Teakwood
• "At Home in Florida" - Color is White - fragrance is Citrus, Orange Blossom, and Ocean Waves
• "Sunday Morning Breakfast" - Color is yellow - fragrance is maple and bacon
• "Sharp Dressed Man" - Color is white - fragrance is a combination of leather and men's cologne
• "Peachy Keen Vanilla Bean" - Color: Orange - fragrance is fresh peaches and creamy vanilla
• "Caramel Banana Cream Pie" - Color: pale yellow - fragrance is banana with a hint of caramel
• "Vanilla Mocha Latte" - Color: brown - fragrance is Coffee with hints of chocolate and vanilla
• "Chipotle Caramel" - Color: white - fragrance is a spicy sweet combo of chipotle pepper and caramel
• “Amaretto Sour” – Color: White – fragrance is a combination of sweet Amaretto and sour Lime
• “Lemon on a Pear” – Color: Yellow/Green – fragrance is Fresh Lemon and Sweet Pear
• “Bottle of Red” – Color: Purple – fragrance is a grapey mixture of Cabernet and Merlot scents
• “Ginger Lime White Tea” – Color: White – fragrance is a fresh combination of Ginger, Lime, and Herbal Tea
• “Jolly Rancher” – Color: Bright Green – fragrance is just like the famous green apple candy
• “Rough Seas” – Color: Blue/Gray – fragrance is a clean, fresh mixture of Ocean Waves and Fresh Rain
• “Falling in Love in a Coffee Shop” – Color: Brown – fragrance is a classic mix of fresh coffee and sweet pastry
• “Cherry Lemonade” – Color: Red – fragrance is a mixture of Wild Cherry and Fresh Lemon
• “Lavender Lemon Breeze” – Color: Lavender – fragrance is a clean mixture of floral lavender and sweet lemons




All Lemon Stalk Studios’ candles are hand poured with love in the USA.

Measurements:
Net Weight: 9oz
Height: 3"
Diameter: 3"


Materials used: Glass Jar, white twist top lid, white matte label, cotton braided wick, candle fragrance oil, soy/paraffin blend wax, soy wax chip dye (in colored candles only)
• Why do we use a soy/paraffin blend? After plenty of research and testing we found that this blend of waxes allows for a stronger fragrance while burning than 100% soy but still burns cleaner than 100% paraffin. It is the best of both worlds!


*Candle Burning Instructions* - Always trim wick to ¼” before lighting. We do not recommend burning your candle for more than 4 hours at a time, however, burn the candle long enough to allow the entire top layer of the candle to melt. This will help you get the most out of your candle and prevent the wax from “tunneling”. Do not burn near anything flammable such as paper or curtains. Please make sure to read the warning label on the bottom of your candle for safety information, and of course, use common sense with an open flame.

*Processing and Shipping* - We do everything we can to get your order shipped out in a timely manner. Premade candles can be sent out within a day or two or the order. Some candles are made to order and may take up to 4-5 days to process in order to insure you receive a quality product. We ship via USPS with tracking. Once the item is shipped, you will receive a tracking number. Please note that once your package leaves our possession, it is in the hands of the USPS and there is nothing further we can do (we get the same tracking info you do).

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept returns or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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